Browse our collection of questionable nutrition and guaranteed satisfaction. Each meal comes with more mysteries than a fire camp assignment board.
Real PB&J. Real nutrition. Zero pretense. Perfect for when the chow line looks sketchy.
"Finally, food that won't try to kill me"
We're not sure what makes it rainbow, but the protein content is legit and your taste buds won't complain.
"More trustworthy than spike camp food"
The classic that started it all. We can't tell you what it is, but we can tell you it's not what killed the last guy.
"Initiation complete"
Emergency rations for when the fire camp food looks like it came from a crime scene. Includes antacids.
"Should be standard issue"
More caffeine than a ZYN pouch, more protein than whatever they're serving at spike camp.
"Better than ZYN and coffee combined"
Fire-resistant lunch bag because your food shouldn't be the only thing that's flame-retardant.
"Finally, gear that makes sense"