FIELD RATIONS CATALOG

Browse our collection of questionable nutrition and guaranteed satisfaction. Each meal comes with more mysteries than a fire camp assignment board.

The Uncrustable Classic
The Uncrustable Classic
In Stock
Because sometimes you need food that won't judge you

Real PB&J. Real nutrition. Zero pretense. Perfect for when the chow line looks sketchy.

4.5(2 reviews)
Hotshot Mike
Hotshot

"Finally, food that won't try to kill me"

$8.99
Brown Bag Specials
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Rainbow Roast Beef
Rainbow Roast Beef
In Stock
More questions than answers, but it tastes good

We're not sure what makes it rainbow, but the protein content is legit and your taste buds won't complain.

4.0(2 reviews)
Smokejumper Pete
Smokejumper

"More trustworthy than spike camp food"

$12.99
Brown Bag Specials
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Mystery Meat Monday
Mystery Meat Monday
In Stock
Ingredients: Yes

The classic that started it all. We can't tell you what it is, but we can tell you it's not what killed the last guy.

4.0(1 review)
Rookie Jake
Type 2 Hand Crew

"Initiation complete"

$9.99
Fire Camp Classics
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Chow Line Trauma Kit
Chow Line Trauma Kit
In Stock
Side effects may include: actual nutrition

Emergency rations for when the fire camp food looks like it came from a crime scene. Includes antacids.

5.0(1 review)
Veteran Chief
Division Supervisor

"Should be standard issue"

$24.99
Emergency Rations
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Hotshot Energy Bars (6-pack)
Hotshot Energy Bars (6-pack)
In Stock
Warning: May cause actual energy

More caffeine than a ZYN pouch, more protein than whatever they're serving at spike camp.

5.0(1 review)
Squad Boss Lisa
Hotshot

"Better than ZYN and coffee combined"

$18.99
Energy & Fuel
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Nomex Lunch Bag
Nomex Lunch Bag
Sold Out
Sold out faster than good assignments

Fire-resistant lunch bag because your food shouldn't be the only thing that's flame-retardant.

5.0(1 review)
Fire Prevention Officer
Prevention

"Finally, gear that makes sense"

$34.99
Gear
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