The Uncrustable Classic
Brown Bag Specials

THE UNCRUSTABLE CLASSIC

Because sometimes you need food that won't judge you

Real PB&J. Real nutrition. Zero pretense. Perfect for when the chow line looks sketchy.

$8.99
In Stock

FIELD SPECS

Free shipping on all orders
Field-tested and crew-approved
30-day return policy (if you survive)

CREW REVIEWS

4.5
(2 reviews)

Hotshot Mike

Verified
Hotshot
2024-01-15Northern California
Finally, food that won't try to kill me

After 3 seasons of mystery meat and questionable chow line decisions, this PB&J is like finding water in the desert. Tastes like actual food and won't give you the runs during a 16-hour shift. 10/10 would recommend to my crew.

Engine Boss Sarah

Verified
Engine Crew
2024-01-10Arizona
Crew approved, spouse confused

Brought these home and my husband asked why I was so excited about a sandwich. Clearly he's never eaten fire camp food. These are gold. Only complaint is they're too good - now my crew expects me to bring them every shift.