Mr E Bags

Nutrition for the shift. Morale for the crew. Born from the mystery brown bag sack lunch.

"The laughter should make your stomach hurt — not the food." — someone, probably

Field-tested. Gut-approved.

5.0/5

"Finally, food that won't try to kill me" - Hotshot Mike

Based on 8 crew reviews • Read all reviews

MORALE METER

Meh

Current morale level: 50%

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BROWN BAG SPECIALS

THE UNCRUSTABLE
Because sometimes you need food that won't judge you
Crew Favorite

Real PB&J. Real nutrition. Zero pretense. Perfect for when the chow line looks sketchy.

FIELD-TESTED ✓ GUT-APPROVED ✓
$8.99
RAINBOW ROAST BEEF
More questions than answers, but it tastes good
Mystery Level: High

We're not sure what makes it rainbow, but the protein content is legit and your taste buds won't complain.

QUESTIONABLE ✓ DELICIOUS ✓
$9.99

WHAT THE CREW IS SAYING

Hotshot Mike

Hotshot
2024-01-15
Finally, food that won't try to kill me

After 3 seasons of mystery meat and questionable chow line decisions, this PB&J is like finding water in the desert. Tastes like actual food and won't...

Engine Boss Sarah

Engine Crew
2024-01-10
Crew approved, spouse confused

Brought these home and my husband asked why I was so excited about a sandwich. Clearly he's never eaten fire camp food. These are gold. Only complaint...

Smokejumper Pete

Smokejumper
2024-01-08
More trustworthy than spike camp food

I've eaten things that would make a billy goat puke, but this rainbow roast beef is actually decent. Don't ask me what makes it rainbow - some mysteri...

STARTED AS A JOKE. STILL KINDA IS.

Born from the chaos of fire camp chow lines and the trauma of mystery meat Mondays, Mr E Bags™ is what happens when wildland firefighters get tired of questionable nutrition.

We're here to serve real food with real nutrition, wrapped in fake professionalism and delivered with the kind of humor that keeps crews sane during 16-hour shifts.

FIELD TESTED

CREW APPROVED

MORALE BOOSTING