Nutrition for the shift. Morale for the crew. Born from the mystery brown bag sack lunch.
"The laughter should make your stomach hurt — not the food." — someone, probably
Field-tested. Gut-approved.
"Finally, food that won't try to kill me" - Hotshot Mike
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Real PB&J. Real nutrition. Zero pretense. Perfect for when the chow line looks sketchy.
We're not sure what makes it rainbow, but the protein content is legit and your taste buds won't complain.
After 3 seasons of mystery meat and questionable chow line decisions, this PB&J is like finding water in the desert. Tastes like actual food and won't...
Brought these home and my husband asked why I was so excited about a sandwich. Clearly he's never eaten fire camp food. These are gold. Only complaint...
I've eaten things that would make a billy goat puke, but this rainbow roast beef is actually decent. Don't ask me what makes it rainbow - some mysteri...
Born from the chaos of fire camp chow lines and the trauma of mystery meat Mondays, Mr E Bags™ is what happens when wildland firefighters get tired of questionable nutrition.
We're here to serve real food with real nutrition, wrapped in fake professionalism and delivered with the kind of humor that keeps crews sane during 16-hour shifts.
FIELD TESTED
CREW APPROVED
MORALE BOOSTING